How to feel stupid in a few easy steps!

Step One

Think you have misplaced or lost your wallet

Step Two

Go to work without being able to buy lunch


Step Three

Come home and realise you looked in the pocket of the wrong pair of jeans…



Rimworld-The Big Brother House Diaries Part 2



So it turns out i forgot you have to go through a playthrough for a bit before you get the option to name your colony! Lo and behold the Big Brother House now exists…

Day 2-3 in the Big Brother House

A naked lady by the name of Dora joined the big brother contestants for the low, low price of murdering a fat sheriff chasing her. She knows how to grow fo’ sho’ which makes her a valued addition to the house. She also stole the dying sheriffs underpants.


Rimworld-The Big Brother House Diaries


Day One in the Big Brother House!

I don’t know how to change the name of the colony from “new arrivals” so my plan to call it the big brother house has already gone down the toilet. But for laughs, my three starting colonists are all women and named after me and my two other male friends. Good ol’ gender bending.


Martagasm, a former medieval slave and the daughter of Jimimanjaro, is somewhat unimpressed that Jimimanajro was a former medieval lordling. However, alongside Zohaib, a fan of pilots, they will have to work together to survive on this dump of a planet.


They find themselves next to a really bloody big mountain, with a very strategically placed valley to build in, so the beggars drag all their crap into their new abode.


It only occurs to the colonists at a later date that it looks like a small wang with malformed balls…it also takes a whole day to drag the supplies into the storage area!

I have ordered a new PC

It is better than my old one and, unlike my old one, will actually be working!

This means my quest to start streaming, along with using my laptop for just editing, will finally be a green light again.

My YouTube Channel

I’ve started publishing videos again which is nice. Playing Arma 3 every friday now means i have a steady supply of fail-gold to edit into hopefully funny gold etc etc.

I’m also hoping to start up another Crusader Kings 2 run. This one i intend to actually finish with my mates and should be a laugh because how can being possessed and part of a satanic cult ever be boring?