So it turns out i forgot you have to go through a playthrough for a bit before you get the option to name your colony! Lo and behold the Big Brother House now exists…
Day 2-3 in the Big Brother House
A naked lady by the name of Dora joined the big brother contestants for the low, low price of murdering a fat sheriff chasing her. She knows how to grow fo’ sho’ which makes her a valued addition to the house. She also stole the dying sheriffs underpants.